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February 02, 2006
You can take the girl outta Louisiana.
Britney Spears fucks this man who reminds me of every grody mustachio'd nipple piercing I went to high school with. Lucky girl!
Posted by eek at February 2, 2006 11:10 PM
Comments
Holy shit that's terrible.
Do you think he practiced his little head bobbing?
If I were Sean Preston Spears-Federline, I would work on getting the papers to divorce my parents ASAP.
Posted by: Eden at February 3, 2006 02:59 AM
Dude, that man is gross. I can't believe women let his man parts near them. And she totally spawned with him.
Ugh.
Posted by: Emily at February 3, 2006 10:32 AM
well, love is blind... and hearing-, scent- and tactile-impaired, mentally incapacitated...
Posted by: bryan at February 3, 2006 11:24 AM
Just as I am the hirsute lost link between Koko the Gorilla and humankind, K-Fed is the lost link between weaseldom and humankind.
Posted by: monkeyinasuit at February 3, 2006 12:53 PM
I'm pretty sure that guy tried to cop a feel after playing "Enter Sandman" for me on guitar in his parent's basement.
Posted by: Terri at February 3, 2006 01:16 PM
Hey, they served chicken fingers at their wedding reception. You have to admit that's classy, ya'll.
Posted by: MsHellion at February 3, 2006 02:08 PM
Umm, I don't remember having a mustache...
Posted by: Jon at February 6, 2006 11:04 PM
Oh, Jon, you always were one of the better looking specimens in our pond. Ribbit!
Posted by: eek at February 7, 2006 10:58 AM